Thursday, July 16, 2009

www.ngupinggeologi.com


One upon a time....

Lantai 17, di sebuah kantor yang bergerak di bidang usaha jasa...(bisa jasa apa aja...include licking our client's ass)..

Ex Employee : "Eh lo pernah beli tiket pesawat online gak?"
Still Employee : "Pernah.....kenapa?"
Ex Employee : "Gw mo beli tiket nih..bayarnya pake kartu kredit...."
Still Employee : "Bisa aja...asal kalo kartu kredit atas nama lo trus penumpangnya juga harus atas nama lo.."
Ex Employee : "Tapi mintanya kartu kreditnya kalo nggak Visa ya Master...."
Still Employee : "Lha kartu kredit lo Visa ato Master?"
Ex Employee : "Kartu kredit gw kan BCA..."


*gubrak*
Ternyata seorang hi-pot di company yang lulus dari Universitas berakreditasi AA++ dengan predikat Cum Laude bisa kagak ngerti kalo kartu kreditnya itu Visa ato Master...



~seseorang yang bukan hi-pot tp ngerti kartu kredit gw Visa lho bo....~

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Why Geology is Important??

Few days ago my colleague sent me an email with subject : Why Geology is Important??

....and the answer is...


Taken from Rock Mechanics on a Geological Base (by R. Pusch, Elsevier publisher)


*gasp*

Friday, July 10, 2009

Blame on Ghost

One phone call could ruin your day....
One short message could swap smile from your face...
What I need right now is a loaded gun cause I have guts to pull the trigger....
Then maybe the next thing is Green Card as permit to leave after I kill someone...or two...could be three...four???
But I don't know to whom I put all that blame on...
Lets point the finger to ghost...therefore I can back to bed....


Words of the Day

I think that a particle must have a separate reality independent of the measurements.
That is an electron has spin, location and so forth even when it is not being measured.
I like to think that the moon is there even if I am not looking at it.

*Einstein*

Multiple Choice

Seems so long I didn't touch my blog to update it....
Hehhehee....miss u kiddo...

Well, in this end of Q2 or H1 (half year in this bump business world)..it so was a lot of things to catch up...
Run to achieve the target of revenue...update SLP3 (ur performance in office..silly) and they calculating ur job bonus....are u done that..are u done this...was there problem with client or not...any issue or complaint?? And of course not....cause I always satisfy them... Huekkkkkk....
And hell yeah....my Quarterly bonus : 100%.... *big smile*

And u know what??? What I did on my last weekend?? Yeah yeah yeah....another wedding party...*musim kawin kayanya....*
But for this time I didn't well prepare any dress...I wore what I see at that time...found old dull black dress and try to mix and match it with my vest....grab pair of shoes in front of door....didn't put lot of make up cause my friend already knock on my door...jiajajajaaa.....and wuzzzzzzz......voila....

Tube dress from ??? ITC Kuningan, Zara vest, Charles & Keith shoes, Moozee bags, Mom's pearl necklace

Felt bored already with the party..huehhehee......and the right and the only one place to run away?? Yupp....mall or plaza...then we decided to go to Grand Indonesia....and that was a badddddd choice sistha..... with SALE board every where.....hik hik hik.... then I end up like a 5th grade elementary school student in the middle of test....face a question with multiple choice answer...

The question is : which shoes should be my new kid??

(a). An orange suede Zara shoes that so hot...make u feel like Penelope Cruz when u walk on it..


(b). A brown nude Zara shoes that soooo comfy you...I swear that u can even run..jump..or tap dance with this shoes....
(c). Both of them and take all risk after that...(including : be a beggar in ur next trip, have Mc'D for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 2 weeks....cause I'll broke up for sure...)

(d). Na....just leave it...save your money...that 2 pair of shoes is equal with one ticket trip by train Nice - Paris plus 1 meal time....

Ok...then my choice was (e)...what is (e)??? huehehheee.....
(e). walk down to Food Hall...bought salmon sushi and maki and eat that with lotttttt of wasabi...it works....

Saturday, July 4, 2009

PesBuk

Ampe skrg temen gw di pesbuk dah ampir 800 gitu...
Bukan mo ngebahas jumlahnya sih dan bukan mo nge artiin kalo temen gw tu ada banyak..bukan itu....

Dah seminggu ini juga mata gw jereng ngeliatin friend list gw..ini kenal dimana...ini pernah ketemu nggak..ini ternyata sodaranya ini..ini aslinya gw gak kenal...hemmm....dan akhirnya gw remove satu persatu yang gw anggap gak kenal sama sekali dan gak ada koneksi secara langsung ke gw.....dan uihhh...banyak juga ya 100 lebih...huehehee...secara sebelumnya kalo ada yang add langsung gw approve aja...tapi akhir2 ini banyak fakta yang gw dapetin...suka pusing liat status2 orang yang sama sekali gak lo kenal dan akhirnya bakalan jadi gak penting buat lo..TMI bahasa kerennya... Too Much Information....dan lo dah nulis data pribadi lo di profile dah upload semua foto2 lu..males aja jadinya nge share my personal stuff to stranger.....

Tapi dari beberapa orang itu ada juga yang gak gw kenal tapi tetep di keep...dengan alasan : adek kelas ato bahkan kakak tingkat yang dah senior banget....yang ini penting menurut gw...sesama almamater itu sama aja kaya sodara....soalnya kadang ada juga yang kirim message ato chat nanya2 soal kerjaan ato cuma sekedar sharing ilmu....gak masalah buat gw...positif banget malah..jadi inget dulu pas belom dapet kerja sempet ngehub senior yang dah jadi manager di suatu perusahaan minyak swasta di jakarta....yahhh...banyak ngasi masukan juga...

Ada juga anak geologi dari univ yang lain..tetep gw keep soalnya gw yang ngasi link facebook gw pas ngasi short course ke mereka..Biarpun gak kenal dan mereka lebih muda gak ada masalah sama sekali buat temenan ama mereka....ngerasa setakdir aja...as geoscientist....

Selain itu, ada juga golongan seniman yang tetep gw keep..kaya musician ama photographer....seneng aja ngeliat ato ngedenger karya2 mereka....bisa jadi bahan inspirasi ato hiburan kalo lagi pusing....tp kadang buat tambah mumet juga..mikir ini nge shot nya dari mana ya...lightingnya mantep nih.....buset model2 nya sexy...gubrakkkkk....

Jadi bisa dibilang gw tau dari mana asalnya ato dimana koneksinya gw ama friend list gw itu...gak cuma asal approve ato asal liat pic profilenya langsung diadd...

Soalnya gw punya pendapat pribadi soal ini....the following is only my silly opinion....*no offence.....no hurt feeling ya....*
  • gw pernah approve account cowo2 yang ternyata friend listnya 99% cewe semua...dan dari foto2 friend nya itu menurut penilaian gw agak lebay, kalo gak pake baju sexy ya pose sexy ato di tmp yang sexy a.k.a kasur... (penting ya bo???)....dan gw untuk hal ini merasa sombong krn gak mau disamain dengan cewe2 tersebut...negatif sih pikiran gw...ya maap....
  • dari kasus diatas dapet gw simpulkan dari pikiran bodoh gw : mau2nya ni cewe cuma dijadiin koleksi ni cowo2 kurang kerjaan..ato jangan2 ni cewe seneng kali ya jadi my sexy friend's list.....
  • buat cowo2 yang senengnya nge add cewe2 sexy...yah kadang bisa dimaklumin dengan alesan kalo gak ganjen bukan laki2....tapi kadang juga gak bisa dimaklumin karna dari sudut pandang gw ni cowo ngerendahin dirinya sendiri...pengen gw ngomong "don't put yourself that low brotha.."
Gak semuanya yang gw remove itu cowo kok...cewe2 juga ada...karna jujur gw gak kenal sama sekali..bukan anak geology...gak pernah 1 TK, SD, SMP ato SMA...jadi ya maap ye mbak...
Ada juga yang sekaligus nge add di YM, facebook, friendster ampe ke twitter....gw remove semuanyaaaaaa....believe me sistha my life not so bling bling or happening to be followed by you... Eh ada juga artis2 yang gak penting setelah gw add dan di app trus skrg nyesel...ihh info2nya gak penting..syuting dimana....nge host dimana....d'oohhhhh..... ente ane rimup....
(baca : anda saya remove..)

Jadi temen2 facebook gw ya dari tetangga waktu kecil ampe gede...temen TK, SD, SMP, SMA, kuliah kerja...ampe client2...ampe bos2 juga ada...dunia geoscientist..oil & gas, mining, environment...musician, author, photographer (seniman lah intinya...)..ato adeknya temen2 gw..ato sodaranya..pokoknya gw kenal deh..

Tapi kalo emang ada yang insist mo kenalan ya monggo...knock knock dulu...bilang permisi kek..kulonuwun...ato asal di tambahin aja di message..

"app saya ya....mo kenalan nih..bukan mo stalking stalking kok..."

Halahhhhhh...sombongnyaaaaaa!!! Cause I know that I am not that popular fella....


PS. Ada dong yang dah gw remove trus ternyata nge add lagi....sedihnya itu seorang cewe....*gubrak*

Friday, July 3, 2009

Another Lontong Dress

Last nite I went to Grand Indonesia...right after printed all material at office...
Drifted from basement to 8th floor and landed at Blitz..got tickets at 4th row from screen...*jereng mataku*
I wore this lontong dress hehehee....my new baby...just bought it yesterday...

Well...so worthed lah...this movie sooooo cooooll...lot of fun...enjoy...

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Drowning Sun

Can you catch the sun when the moon behind your back??
Don't turning your head...
Cause you can see it clearly..even own it...here..in my eyes...
But I could not be your sun nor your moon..
Thy things so out of my league...

..on highway road...somewhere in Jakarta..still on earth..

Feeding Frenzy

Last weekend I went to SeaWorld...sounds weird or geeky for you? In fact it was fun.. What I saw there?? Cekidot....

Unsexy Dugong
(yang makannya ternyata rumput....hehhhh???)

Butt of Mr.Shark
(susah banget ya ambil fotonya...renangnya cepat aja...)


Flying Fish a.k.a Ikan Pari
(jadi pengen maen layangan..)


Ikan Buntal
ini kalo main game feeding frenzy kena ama ni ikan nilai dikurangi 50..


Sheelook binti Red Arwana
A hot fish from my city...ehhmm..ehmm..ok..my village...(puas??) hanya ada di Sungai Kapuas....keren ya...


Err....errr...excuse moi....what's ur name please..I forget lah....

Piranha
pas di kasi umpan..gak keliatan yang mana umpannya..dah keburu abis..ampe tulang terakhir....rakus memang....

Buaya Putih
didalam ruangan sih..jadi kurang berjemur kena matahari..makanya putih...(tidak ilmiah sekali penjelasannya..)

Ikan Garra Rufa
ini nih ikan ganjen dari Kangal -Turki..buat geli...katanya sih baik buat kesehatan..soalnya mereka makan kulit mati di badan kita...bisa buat pengobatan ceritanya..tau deh buat penyakit apa..panu kali..(30.000IDR buat 20 menit..)

Friday, June 19, 2009

Vote...Green...War...

(one of slide in Persepolis book)

I don't want to talk about politic...cause I'm not so into it... But what happen in Iran till today is really sooooo horrible...just not like what human being should be...

One of my colleague here is Iranian and since the election day she always update her facebook about current contidition, situation and all the protest about the results....and I am one of silent reader of that...*keep update Sarvi..I am following it...*

Like what I've said before....I am not so politic things...even now in my country is in counting days for election day of Mr. President (or could it be Mrs??? ehmmmm....) which is will happen on...errr....on.....emmmm.....lemme check..arghh....crap...sorry...I don't know and don't care lah...cause for sure I'll not use my right to elect... *I told ya*

But why what happen now in Iran make me keep watchin it? Cause I've read and watch movie about Iranian culture and Iran revolution...sounds so kinky?? no lah..cause it were comics ( to be exact is graphic novel) and cartoon movie... Yup...start from Jiffest 2008 in Jakarta when they played Persepolis there....Although this movie is a cartoon movie (by Marjane Satrapi) but really atracting me about Iran..

Then a year later after that...maybe around 6 months ago...I've found those book at ak.'sa.ra book store..This graphic novels are based on true story of Marjane Satrapi when she was child... quiet fun but lil bit dark....


But sadly that 3 books were not in sale list.....*crying out loud* cause hell yeah...import book..at ak.'sa.ra...so not cheap lah (for 3 those books around IDR 650.000)...but thanks GOD someone bought it and gave it to me...for free....(he knew ya that I want it so bad...)
Then the last book I borrow it from Megskie... ....this book is sooooo truly deeply tells about Iranian women and complete with their culture and problems (virginity, divorce, affair, marriage and sex...) and really open up my mind that what the story inside it not only happen in Iran but here..in Indonesia also...so guys all of those books are so recommended...for sure...

And now what I can do for Iran crisis maybe only praying and hope may GOD bless them all...


Peace,
Someone who has dream maybe someday could come to Iran...